wandering-elf

kitkatopinions

skogsskratti

amelia-laelia

The best feeling is after a long day taking off your bra and letting the beasts be free.

amelia-laelia

OK WOW I MEANT BREASTS NOT BEASTS THEY ARE NOT SOME MYTHICAL CREATURE I KEEP TRAPPED UNDER MY SHIRT

thesylverlining

well i know what i’m calling my boobs now

familiaralien

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official boob post

skogsskratti

beast breast is best breast

itgrowsperhapsthegreater

macklesufficient

i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner

macklesufficient

“you draw far too much attention to yourself ‘mister underhill’” if i were frodo i wouldve snapped. jesus christ. i can’t help that i’m two feet shorter than everyone else in this definitely definitely 100% a gay bar but at least i didn’t lurk in a sexy corner making eyes at everybody from under my cloak at least im TRYING to pretend i’m not a protagonist you fine ass idiot. i KNOW i’m being pursued by the black riders which is why i didn’t SERVE CUNT from the SHADOWS. the fellowship of the nerve of this bitch

beatrixacs

The way he shields himself from her with “I don’t deserve any compassion, go away and leave me be.” gesture…

…and she goes for it anyway because she’s full of compassion and love…

…and he eventually accepts it with “Please, hold me and never let me go.”

I love them. I love what they represent. I love their love.

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valarinde

Xiao Lanhua, I wish for you to stay with me forever.

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valarinde

— good. you’re okay.

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be-bi-do-crime

the way dfqc’s soul and spirit ends up contained in a single, small piece of an item shaped like the moon but covered with twisting vines that can fit in the curve of xlh’s palm is just. like. that’s so utterly symbolic.

dongfang qingcang, larger than life, most powerful in all of the three realms, is contained in this beautiful, hopeless-hopeful, tragic thing. the moon, representing his tribe, his people, his loyalty, but the vines, representing his heart, his person, his love. it’s curled around his very soul, unwilling to let go for 500 years, and he is grown and tended to and cared for and so so loved until…

he finally comes home.

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wjforever

Once again I'm amazed at how deep this story is. It has so many layers.

An important moment. Translation often fails in this series. And I know that in some versions, at the moment of the rescue Xiao Lanhua, Dongfang Qingcang says "how dare you hurt my girl".

Some people were disappointed that this wasn't what he actually said. But they shouldn't.

XLH selflessly risks herself in an attempt to help a fugitive criminal from another tribe (as she thinks). And he's touched by this devotion of hers. She's not trying to hurt him, she's trying to save him. This is incomprehensible to him, but at the same time understandable.

We know that his father deprived him of all his feeling. Almost. There is one exception. Dongfang Qingcang retained only loyalty to his people and the goal of achieving the greatness of his tribe. He doesn't know how to love or be friends. These feelings are not yet available to him. But he's not cruel to those who show loyalty and devotion to him. Shangque made mistakes many times, but he was forgiven, because he's ally and he's faithful, no matter what.

So the fact that DFCQ recognizes her as part of his people is a huge and very important step in the development of their relationship. This is much more important than "my girl". Because he's ready to protect her at this moment not only as his weakness, but also as one of his people. This is a small loophole for him, the only available option to feel attachment not only through her feelings, but also on his own. This is the only variant available to him and he grabs it.

Buy me a coffee

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valarinde

love between fairy and devil

optreee

Love Between Fairy and Devil spoilers.

Just thinking about all the times that Dongfang Qingcang and Xiao Lanhua tried to out-care and out-sacrifice for each other is giving me MAJOR whiplash.

DFQC: To help my people accept you as my queen, I will take on the Bone-eating Spikes. Suffering hours are midnight till dawn every night for an unspecified amount of time.

XLH: To prove that I deserve to stay by your side as your queen, I’ll stay in the Fuju cave for three days. I know you said in its whole history, only you made it out alive, but… no worries, I got this. :)

DFQC: Fine, I’ll allow this, but ONLY because I want to respect your choices and show that you’re my equal in this relationship. That’s the only reason why I would even consider this.

XLH: Thank you. Now…drink this substance so that you won’t feel any of the pain with me. I’ll suffer like hell for three days BY MYSELF, you hear?

DFQC: You fool, I’ll never drink this. *spits gracefully* I’m going to feel all the suffering with you because we gonna be hubby and wifey. xoxo

XLH: Aww… okay then let’s get married ASAP before the big war because I want to officially be your wife and go through all your tribulations with you too ❤️

DFQC: Fuk… but the Bone Orchid is slowly killing you. But it’s okay, I’ll just kill my own heart by acting like I played you and make you hate me and stop loving me. I’ll make a pact with the literal god of all evil instead to free my 100,000 soldiers. You’re free to go now, stay safe fam.

XLH: You fool, but I never stopped loving you. I’m going to stab myself with this sword instead to free you from our curse and save all your friends. Boom. Ttyl.

DFQC: Fine. I’ll just raise your spirit seed until you literally resurrect into a goddess. I’ve done this before (taken care of you and nursed you back to health) so I’m basically an orchid expert now.

XLH: Fine, but when I come back, I’ll pretend I don’t remember you so that I can protect you from the fact that I’ll sacrifice myself again, to kill the evil god.

DFQC: Yeah but I figured out what you’re trying to do. So I decided I’m going to literally change your entire destiny because ily. *kisses then vanishes*

XLH: But when the evil god is consuming you and all of the realms’ immortals and armies need to use all their power to hold you back, I’m going to walk towards you by myself because I can 100% take care of this sacrifice on my own, thanks tho!

DFQC: No no, we’re good. I already trapped him in my Heart Sea. Can you just help me out a little bit by killing me so that I can get rid of this bane of existence for you?

XLH: But… it’s my destiny to save the world…

DFQC: But it’s my destiny to save you.

Y’all ever seen a couple do like 15 Reverse Unos in a row like that? Bruising up my heart each time.

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lunellum

As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

zohbugg

Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

Making toast:

Getting things off high shelves:

Making coffee:

Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

I don't know how I survived life without it.

zohbugg

Happy 10 year anniversary to this dumbass post.

the years start comin’ and they sure don’t stop comin’

I have since moved out of my moms house, stopped destroying my hair with drugstore bleach, went back to school, got a job in tv, went through a pandemic, got married, quit that job, moved across the country, and gone back to school again to make video games.

The scimitar is proudly mounted on the stairs surrounded by LotR posters. It is still my most pragmatic purchase, aside from my bread machine. This bitch loves some fresh baked bread.